My aunt is marrying a Lithuanian homosexual on Christmas Eve: his name, predictably, is Klimas (we call him and his family "the social" Klimas) .... and so, with gloomy and furrowed brow, this evening I mount those rickety metal airline steps and take my seat aboard a Swissair plane bound for Geneva, where, with all the dignity of an especially comical clown, this absurd union of two ill-matched buffoons is to be staged ... but alas not, I fear, consummated.
Anyway, suffice it to say, it is very unlikely that any form of writing shall appear again in this space until next Monday, 27th of December.
Enjoy your holiday, readers. I shall be thinking of you as I cast a cold eye upon the wedding ceremony and its guests.
So gay marriage is legal in Switzerland. Who knew?
Posted by: PolidiotPundit | December 22, 2004 at 18:28
Have a righteous Kwanzaa.
Posted by: carter | December 23, 2004 at 01:37
Ive read this post about 20 times now. Its genius but I don't know why. Did the wedding go well?
Posted by: Monjo | December 29, 2004 at 06:44
It is genius because it contains the phrase "Lithuanian homosexual"
Posted by: stephenesque | December 29, 2004 at 09:32