Why bother "putting things into perspective", since apparently the only things that are really worth seeing are those shapeless, optically illusive things that remain hidden in the invisible sand dunes beyond the vanishing point anyway. For it is only within this evaporated landscape of convergent linearity, along these latitudes of nothingness where picture planes are vaporized, it is only here that he who defines himself in terms of the Perpendicular Pronoun, while engaged upon his Pythagorean quest and consulting logarithmic charts, can locate such geometric wisdom as he requires to "put things into perspective."
Personally, I find it more profitable to take my frustrations out on an underling or an intern. But that's just me.
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