Although we live in what appears to be a free and democratic country, in reality there are many malign and influential secret societies at large in American government today. Yale's Skull and Crossbones, International Freemasonry, the American Salsa Dancing Association, Fraternal Order of Tassled Moccasin Wearers, Stephenesque, Facebook and the Mickey Mouse Club are just some of the nefarious and shadowy organizations whose Satanic rites and black arts are practiced in the White House green room.
"People" will claim that the Mickey Mouse Club is not a secret society. But do you know what goes on behind the locked doors of the Magic Castle? In fact, would you be surprised to learn that the Ark of the Covenant was hidden inside Walt Disney's frozen head by the Knights Templar disguised as Mouseketeers? George W. Bush wouldn't, because it was him that put it there.
When John McCain's plane was shot down over Rennes Le Chateau during the Vietnam War, many investigators thought it was no accident that he had flown so far off course. Exactly what is he mysterious connection that binds together McCain, the Holy Grail, Rasputin, the Pyramids, Batman and Campaign Finance Reform? I don't know. But that won't stop me writing a bestselling conspiracy theory about it.
If you slow Mickey's voice down.....it's Nixon.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Mikeachim | April 01, 2008 at 11:15
black-white-green?
No color sense. Whatsoever.
Now you made me open the Taylor Fladgate 1st Estate, for consolation.
Posted by: Tatyana | April 01, 2008 at 20:43
Bottmoline is I see all these conspiracy theorists talking about the new world order, but doing NOTHING about going after them! This site I found, www.conspiracybusters.com, seems to have solid solutions to the problems that plague our world. This conspiracy must be exposed. Freemasons, are also keeping these conspiracies secret and they must be exposed as well.
Posted by: Adam | April 04, 2008 at 20:50