Through A Webcam Darkly
Nano cinematographers with tiny video cameras have been installed on this weblog so that I can now observe you while you are reading this. And it's all in HD resolution too.
In fact, if you could just hunch down a little. I want to record your reactions not analyze your nasal passages. Although, I must say, they do quiver in a most entertaining way.
Now you seem skeptical. Don't look like that. It doesn't suit you. Quizzical works better for me if you can manage that ....
Hang on, you're scanning through this way too fast. You've skipped an entire bit out there. It was an extremely important explanatory paragraph as well.
Oh wait a minute. I see. I can see you dragging your little clicker up to the top of the page. You're just going to press "back" on your browser and return to whatever technically challenged blogspot piece of egomania you were reading before this.
Well that's fine with me. I don't care. I'm sure somebody else will log on in an hour or two. I'll just sit here filming nothing until then.
Christ, I wish I'd got into podcasting when I had the chance.
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