Flora, I saw your profile online and you seem like the kind of helpless, passive female who might become obsessed with a psychopathic genius like me while ignoring the devoted attentions of the nice guy who really loves her. In other words: a perfect match for me.
And what about me? Well, I'm a scientist and an inventor, but don't be put off by that: I'm not the boring old boffin type. In fact, most of my friends think I'm absolutely crazy!
Physically I'm what you might describe as a scarf, hat and glasses floating around in thin air kinda guy, but sometimes I like to "funk it up" a little by wrapping my body in bandages like an Egyptian mummy. I've attached a small black and white photograph. I hope you like what you see; or at least what you can see.
As for hobbies, I enjoy the music of the Mad Organist, smoking a pipe, stalking my victims in the fog, and generally terrorizing the living daylights out of simple villagers. Please get back to me if this sounds attractive. I promise I won't kill you.
See also:
King Kong's Facebook Page
The Phantom of the Opera's Facebook Page
His invisibility will come in handy when Flora slaps that restraining order against him and, as it is hard to keep a good invisible man down (or maybe its good to keep an invisible hard man down), he goes on stalking her
Posted by: non de guerre | August 28, 2008 at 18:29