Xmas Tips for Commercial Travelers

Any fake-beard salesman worth a roll of double-sided sticky tape should make an absolute killing at Christmas. There will obviously be a huge demand for long, fluffy white fake beards, suitable for department store Santas, and the competent fake beard salesman should clear at least sixty grand on sales of these popular seasonal appendages alone, but there is ample commercial opportunity in selling "packs-of-three" long, gray fake beards to little kids who have been cast as one of the Three Wise Men or Three Shepherds; perhaps you could even package up a Nativity Play Special selection of assorted fake beards to cover all the characters (I'm guessing this will be a bumper pack of twelve to fourteen fake beards). And finally, whatever fake Devil goatees you have left over from Halloween make great fake beards for King Herod. Personally, with my large stock of competitively priced natural and synthetic fiber fake beards I'm projecting that I should be able to gross well over half a million bucks this December!Credit crunch? Talk to the stick on red Rudolph nose!

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The "real beard movement" has changed the face of the Santa industry.

Luckily for you we should see increasing demand for fake beards as the worsening economy expands the bank and armed robbery sector.