We All Fall Down

Bird flu and pig flu: air and earth based influenzas. Perhaps some deadly strain of aquatic fish flu is next? Perhaps spread by diseased jellyfish surfacing on the shores of popular coastal resorts this summer? Whale watching excursions and scuba-diving with dolphins could become hazardous activities. If an unlucky human fell victim to both swine and piscine flu, would medical science refer to this combination of influenzas as "Surf 'n' Turf Flu?" Or "Revenge of the Disease Carriers Formerly Known As Dinner?"