Google glass: a heinous attempt to reduce us all to the simpering, hitched-pants and ill-fitting shirt state of four-eyed nerds. Note that they lack the courage to call these ugly Internet-ready appendages Google glasses, which, of course, they actually are. Spectacles! They want everyone to be puny and wear spectacles all the time. Oh for a dune of virtual sand to kick in the face of those buffoonish boffins who manufacture such idiotic "wearable tech."
But we no doubt will submit to universal, bespectacled doltishness, much as we are all now encumbered with our mobile phones. Personally I will be sporting the Yahoo Monocle, since I hope to receive a cash royalty if they ever manufacture such a thing, stylishly superior as it obviously will be to the oafish Google Glass.