At this point of my blog, I found myself composing a gloomy post, led astray from simple sentences into a dense and overly semi-colon'd paragraph. How I arrived at such a mountain of nonsense I know not, and I haven't e'en got to the prowling leopard part yet.
Seeking solace, I Google'd "Virgil" and found a link to Virgil's, New York's premier Southern-Style Barbeque restaurant. Virgil sells bottles of Extra Hot Sauce on his online gift shop for $18 per bottle and I considered buying a sample and writing about the experience. Alas, Virgil doesn't call this product 'Hell Sauce' as other BBQ sauce makers do, because that would work nicely with my Dante theme.
Consequently I'm still wandering around lost in a thicket of pointless words.