Do you have anything like these but without this thing on them?
We have these ...
Yes, but they've got that on them. I don't like that, either.
Well, what about these?
Is this piece of name branding on the upper removable?
Er, probably not. I think it's stitched onto the leather.
Are you sure that is leather?
Well spotted. It's actually 3D printed leatherono and it's better than real leather because it's self-deodorising.
Look, I really just want a pair of plain, brown leather Oxfords with nothing written on them, preferably with leather soles. Just a normal pair of shoes, not something Captain Kirk would wear on a weekend fishing trip to the Planet Varukka. This is a shoes store, isn't it?
We are the largest footwear retailer in the area. If we don't have what you're looking for they probably don't make it.
Hm. Perhaps I should try a Halloween party store, then. I could steal the shoes from a Downton Abbey costume. Is there one nearby?
I don't think so. You could try Online but Halloween costumes usually don't come with shoes.
Yes, that's true. Too bad. Oh well, thanks for your help.
No problem. And if you decide to come back remember we have 'Buy One Get One' deal on our Xtreme sports Polyskin flip-flops for the rest of the month. All colors, all sizes. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Fungeez.