Shall I compare my mind to a camera? It is a low-end, auto-focus point-and-shoot digital model. The pictures it creates are not very sharp and there is only limited storage. The zoom often gets stuck, the red-eye reduction doesn't work, and the flash is very weak. Worse, it's out-of-date and lacks all the great new features that people want.
What wouldn't I give to have a mind like a top-of-the-line, fully manual DSLR with interchangeable lenses; or at least possess a cool, vintage daguerrotype brain requiring long exposures and a black blanket covering my head. No such luck, I'm afraid. I think this is why the posts here are always so very short: smile, snap, here's a new one!