I'm bound for Bermuda on a short, one-week family vacation. Contemporary descriptions of the island are often suggested as an inspiration for Shakespeare's The Tempest, although I am obviously counting on nicer weather.
Once I take my shirt off on the beach, you may consider the part of Caliban has been cast. I'm a natural. But I shall also be taking on the role of Prospero whenever I am ordering dinner; and even Ariel when the time comes to pay the bill, if you know what I mean.