If you mix up the titles of current movies, they actually sound like something you might consider leaving your home to watch ....
Jumanji: Welcome to the Darkest Hour
All The Commuters In The World
The Shape of Ferdinand
The Greatest Mary
Star Wars; the Phantom Thread
But that's just me: thinking outside the Box Office as usual. Surely it's about time the Hollywood studio bosses got smart and put me on retainer? I think I could revolutionize the industry with my irresistible titling prowess.