Does the duck-billed platypus believe that ducks should really be called platypus-billed ducks?
I don't know which evolved first into the creature we know today, but I'd wager platypodes stalked the Earth before ducks did, and should claim bill-naming rights. Alas, zoologists, in their infinite wisdom, decided otherwise.
One can only hope that in its - admittedly small - mind, the platypus thinks of us as "baboon-assed humans."
Justice would surely be served in that case.