Good afternoon. This is Merlin speaking. I would like to take this mysterious fracture in the fabric of reality to welcome you aboard the 16:16 Erewhon Airways unusual Flight of Fancy to Never-Neverland’s Peter Pan Memorial Airport.
Our flight of fancy-time this afternoon is scheduled by unseen powers to take about the blink of an eye. We are just waiting for another magic carpet to clear the runway to another dimension prior to lift off, but we are next in the surreal arrangement of objects refracted through the Cyclopean eye of the air traffic magician for disappearing into thin air.
Once we are borne aloft by the golden wings of the Gryphon, a fine selection of complementary colored bottles marked Drink Me will be served by the phantoms of the cabin. I would also like to remind passengers not to dance around the aisle in slow motion until the fasten seat-belt sign has been erased from your consciousness. And now, at this everlasting instant in the epiphany of the soul, I would ask the Crew of the Argos to please take their positions of relative transcendentalism as we prepare for going to sleep.
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