From what ancient pictish mists of scotch drenched time can a national psyche develop that adopts the braying bagpipe as its national instrument and the heated haggis as its national dish, yet adopts not the brief nor the boxer as its national underpant?
Here, lost in an dense undergrowth of highland heather and sunk beneath the black depths of mysterious lochs, here, where the kilted hero straddles the caber and the claymore glints like a leaping salmon, here, where the grim and peat-blackened crofter dismembers the grouse for the laird, here, where you can stay for five luxurious nights in the five star Bonny MacEnsuite Hotel featuring discounted guest dining in our award-winning brasserie and continental breakfast for only $325 per night. Why not get away from it all this year and discover the romance of Scotland? Play endless rounds of golf while your bored wife flirts with the barman and your kids pick up a nasty heroin habit. Yes. Caledonian Dream Tours can screw up your life faster than you can say "nae".
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