Iceman Cometh

I spent the entire weekend at Dr. Hans Frie’s pioneering skin clinic, having microscopic heat activated bio-cooling molecules inserted beneath my skin. Now my whole body will remain comfortably cool on even the most humid of swelteringly hot summer days. I am now a sort of walking human refrigeration system. The only drawback is that a little light comes on every time I open my mouth.
But what the Hell! I am fresh as a daisy all the time with my inbuilt air conditioning. While the rest of this sunburned and unprepossessing world goes puffing and perspiring past in its shabby seersucker shorts and shoddy sandals, I can dress like an Eskimo if I want and still not draw a bead of sweat. Ha ha!

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[DarkoV]

Well, we all knew you were cool. Now thermometers can scientifically prove it.

[stephenesque]

And I also have a really interesting ice cube dispenser