Modern Philosophy

Old Scrotum Community College's Guide to Modern Philosophy

Section A: Gender, Interpretation and Usage in the Post-Industrial Global Village

Part IV: Rene Descartes (Pre-Afro American Emancipation European Thought Sub-section Fv7D)
"I think therefore I broadcast the contents of my moronic, sweaty brain to whomsoever happens to be in the immediate vicinity at maximum volume no matter how stupid, ignorant, or banal my thoughts may be." - This is an example of Cartesian Dualism: the thinker assumes his opinions to be important and interesting purely because they are his, when, in truth, his thoughts are extremely tedious. (Cross reference with 'Bloggers' and 'Pundits')

Part V: Emmanuel Kant (European Though Sub-section Alpha Maroon Wig 3c)
"Yeah? Fuck off! .... Duuuuuuude!" - An example of the dialectic of Kant be bothered to think it through properly.

Part VI: Freidrich Nietzche (Mad Gay Nazi European Ravings Sub-section Zzzz)
"Whatever doesn't kill us makes us stronger, except me, it turns me into a huge talking orange three-toed sloth called Simon who wears jack boots with a Sid Vicious tee-shirt and a ballet tu-tu. Wibble, wibble, etc."- An example of Lebensraum on the third moon of the Planet Looney. (Cross reference Superman, Batman, Star Dreck, or the graphic novel of your choice.)