And how, pray, are the preferences set on Poseidon's desktop?
Does this seahorse-drawn charioteer subscribe to the Mermen's forum?
Exchange online dating information with Calypso and Nereid?
Spam Zeus?

Leave pithy comments on Amphitrite's blog using the pseudonym "Neptune"?
Regurgitate himself from inside the stomach of Cronus with Stuffit Expander?
And just what in the name of Ennosigaios is Trident O/S III?
Actually I discovered this abandoned monitor this morning, half submerged in the river, splattered with river bed muck and covered with clinging flotsam. One fine day this will be the fate of all computers; rather like those fabulous futuristic paintings of New York City doomed to ruination and decay inside a drowned, neo-prehistoric world as saurian whales and giant squid float peacefully by: Amen to then.
There are increasing numbers of abandoned computers who have been coldly used for computer sex, then casually discarded. For all too many, there's nothing left but the river.
Posted by: Bleak Mouse | October 17, 2005 at 22:56