David Attenborough Reads The News

In its natural environment, the Unchecked Behemoth is so large it cannot be filmed.
Here, on the plains of the Guantanamo Delta, we cannot see a female Unchecked Behemoth impersonating Donald Rumsfeld to amuse its young.
But it is not alone.
Dramatic chords
A herd of Reversible Wildebeest are also impersonating Donald Rumsfeld.
It will be a duel to the death as these two savage beasts fight over the few remaining scraps of press coverage.
Stirring music
The Reversible Wildebeest is a fearsome foe. Yet the Unchecked Behemoth is stronger and its sheer size blocks out the entire sun. The courage of the Reversible Wildebeest when faced with these insurmountable odds is absolutely staggering. But soon the brave animal tires and the Unchecked Behemoth applies the coup-de-grace with its enormous forehead.
In a few years time its young will also learn to impersonate Donald Rumsfeld and crush enemies with their foreheads.
Meanwhile, all is quiet here on the Guantanamo Delta as a flock of hungry vultures descend on the bloody corpse.

Comments

[rorosen]

ok, you don't watch much tv except for news and the nature channels,..by the way, were those oscar wildebeasts? (and at some point will I not have to type in the scrambled serial numbers to confirm my reality like some prisoner scratching lotto numbers)