Far too hot to think intelligently or prosecute worthwhile business, so I have been designing my own tarot cards. Like all regular tarot card decks, my specialist deck comprises four suits featuring ten cards each: Fluff, Lozenges, String and Ants.
This system provides a highly accurate method of divining the future. For instance, if you have the Four of Lozenges next to the Seven of Ants then you are going on a picnic in the near future.
The twenty major arcana cards are these: The Punyverse, The Mrs. Robinson, The Hair Ball, Some French Chick, The Washing Up, The Broken Toilet, This Guy, The Overdue Library Book, The Old Scrotum, The Dog's Breath, Those Unsold Copies of The Weekly Standard, The Bumble Bee, The Foot Odor, Your Spoon, The Unfunny Jewish Comedienne, The Haggis, The Map of Upper Silesia, The Pair of Brown Socks, The Comcast Digital Cable Account, The Lettuce.
Madame Edentititheft and her mystic powers will tell your future when you cross my palm with your credit card and personal details. Act now and receive a second future absolutely free!
My kind of fortune telling...
Posted by: Dick | July 17, 2006 at 18:48
brilliant, I think most could use this set to pretty much guide any modern fortune with the accuracy Tarot is known for...
the deeper meanings of each of these cards ought to be explored in depth...
Posted by: andrew | July 21, 2006 at 17:01