"The British are cloning! The British are cloning!" Who can forget Pastor Revere MD's famous cry as he motor-scootered through the night to pay his medical insurance premium? And we would still be having our tonsils out today if those plucky chiropodists at the Boston Toe Party had not thrown the stem cells into the sea. Now we in this great Etats Unis of ours are free to die of all sorts of diseases without finding a cure. Hallelujah! - But the Declaration of Co-Dependence offer us so much more than the right to bear Prozac. When our Feeding Fathers dictated the seven step program to their secretaries, they wanted to ensure that future generations of Americans would become the fattest people to ever stalk the Earth. This is why the Pledge of Allegiance proudly contains the words: "I faithfully swear to order fries and a coke with that." Amen.
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