Q: How does the Greenhouse Effect work?
A: Dinosaurs are pressed into a Fossil Making Machine (FMM) which then catches fire when you try to drive it to Kyoto. Fumes from the burning FFM fall into the holes in the Ozone layer and form massive tropical greenhouses in the atmosphere which slowly turn the Earth into a huge, prize-winning cucumber that withers away and everybody dies.
Q: What is a Stem Cell?
A: Stem Cells are types of prisons where the cures for lots of diseases are chained to the wall in heavy iron manacles and hung-upside down until they rot away. The cruel and ugly gaoler in a Stem Cell is known as a Veto. However, a few lucky Stem Cells are annually developed into photo opportunities for Presidents of the United States.
Q: What is Intelligent Design?
A: Intelligent Design is being able to design a bloody Ark big enough to fit two of all those animals in. Some commentators, though, claim that such miraculous feats of nautical construction are more accurately described as So Totally Unbelievable That Someone Must Be Making It Up Design.
...ooooohhhhhh, I seeeeeeee.
Posted by: Andraste | July 28, 2006 at 15:53
Hypocrite! I notice you had nothing to say about those freeze-dried chinese chicken people we discussed in such gluttonous detail during our last Science Club meeting. Oh yes, when the wine is-a-flowin', you're all about Science Friday, aren't ya????
heh heh....
Posted by: Your Best Science Club Pal | August 01, 2006 at 14:26
Very enlightening.
Posted by: Miriam | August 02, 2006 at 12:22