Staggering around my local vitamin supplement store last night, rather tipsy after swallowing a complementary and extremely heady cocktail of boiling Conger Eel Oil and eviscerated Old Hag's Wort, I purchased a 500mg handy-pak of Zebra Cartilage in easy-to-swallow gel capsule form.
Zebra Cartilage is rich in bingo acids and oxymorons which help to break down the fatty gnomes which form around the outer brain pouffe during heavy bouts of paying visa bills. Naturally, Zebra Cartilage is not cheap. Oh no. In fact, it is very probable that users will run up astronomically high visa bills when buying even the smallest quantity of this powerful natural remedy for paying astronomically high visa bills. So what's the point, you ask. Well, that's just the mystery of Orient for you, isn't it.
Post a comment
Your Information
(Name and email address are required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)
You and T.O.. Brothers in pharmaceuticals. Who's your press agent?
Posted by: DarkoV | September 29, 2006 at 16:15
Sounds more like the mysteries of my neighborhood.
Posted by: Edward Williams | September 29, 2006 at 16:52
"Zebra Cartilage is rich in bingo acids and oxymorons"
what a line!
Posted by: rorosen | September 29, 2006 at 19:30
How about ground-up unicorn horns?
Posted by: Miriam | October 02, 2006 at 20:58
Isn't that some sort of aphrodisiac??
Posted by: stephenesque | October 03, 2006 at 12:58