1. The Joy of X: An ancient text republished for the first time in over 2000 years in which an anonymous centurion argues why an X-shaped cross is more efficient than the more famous cruciform method of execution. (History)
2. The Joy of Ex: Explains why it's much better to be a woman's ex-boyfriend rather than the current stooge forced to waste his hard-earned cash buying shiny crap for the high-maintenance hag. (Self Help)
3. The Joy of Hex: Three wicked witches tell all! (Biography)
5. The Joy of Rex: YOU are the King. YOU rule by divine right. YOU make all the decisions. YOU can behead whomsoever you desire. YOU get the big bedroom full of concubines. (An Interactive Pop-Up Book Suitable For Ages 21-65)
6. The Joy of Sex: Translated from the original pseudo-feminist gibberish by a real man who knows what he wants ... and how to get it! (Fiction)
7. The Joy of Vex: Investigates the timeless of wonder of sitting around being concerned that your Silly Books for Autumn are not selling any copies. (New Age)
The Joy of Tex: How to plan, build and maintain the perfect gun rack. (Crafts)
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Posted by: Andraste | September 28, 2006 at 13:22
... Or cooking WITHOUT The Mex (culinary arts)
Posted by: stephenesque | September 28, 2006 at 15:31
The Joy of Czechs.
Travelogue extolling the virtues* of the Czechoslovakian sex industry.
*Virtues? Reminds me of a sign I once saw over a peep-show palace: "Virtue-less Reality."
Posted by: Dennis | September 29, 2006 at 21:12
brings an entirely new meaning to the phrase "Prague Spring"
Posted by: stephenesque | September 30, 2006 at 11:04