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August 09, 2007


Peter Horne

I remember dispatching my translation of 'Caesar's Garlic Wars' by the great man's head chef Gaius Lucius Gnocco, to 'Seventeen Magazine,'without success. The editress seemed to think an article entitled 'How to Tell You're a Natural Blonde' would be more in keeping.


Yes,Seventeen has absolutely no interest in classical studies at all, and neither does Barbie Collector Monthly. Amazing!

The Crack Young Staff

"Heeb" probably won't want the revised piece unless you turn the barber into a transgender Jewish tattoo artist with reflexive distaste for Israel. If you can wing that, we think you're golden.

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