Sulla

Having never ever voted for any political candidate since I loathe and despise them all equally, I often feel that I live in a sort of "revolving dictatorship,"  and my relationship to government is not disimilar to that of an especially aggrieved plebian during the dark, uncertain days of the late Roman republic.
Surely it is the responsibility of any good democracy to provide candidates worth voting for. Perhaps the Supreme Court could be granted powers to veto the candidature of worthless media shadow puppets like Mutt Rheumy, Baraig O'Bama, Hilary Goddam Flinstone, George Pakistani, and Al Gormless et al?
Maybe someday another nation-building superpower will invade this country to establish their idea of what a proper democracy is. But who? I suppose the Little Green Congressmen from the third moon of Filibuster Seven are our only hope on that score.

Comments

[Peter Horne]

You're lucky, we only have Cyclops and Chameleon Dave.
Why not just shoot them? A great American tradition, I've always thought.

[stephenesque]

But who has the large number of silver bullets required?

[Peter Horne]

Obviously you'd get them here. I'm surprised I have to tell you.
http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix2/enforcerdelaznysolo.htm

[rannva]

Sulla is a Finnish contraction of the word "sinulla" (adessive) which means "you have." Logically the word "mulla" would then be a contraction of the word "minulla" which means "I have."

And here ends today's lesson in Finnish. For overachievers this link:
http://www.uta.fi/~km56049/finnish/sina.html

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