I am writing a very Russian ghost story about a young man who falls victim to the enchantments of two witches. The witch named Morwenna is beautiful, slender and ethereal. The second witch, Grimelda, is a horrible fat hag. They have a sort of Good Cop/Bad Cop thing going on, except in their case it's obviously more of a Sexy Witch/Ugly Witch thing. Anyway, one night Morwenna appears at the young man's bedside, letting her black silken robes slip from her lustrous, naked body as she approaches. His lips quiver with anticipation. But sexy Morwenna suddenly turns into ugly Grimelda, who transforms the young man into a toad and rubs him all over her warty tits for half an hour. It's very autobiographical.
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