Hello children. As all you sweet tooth's know, Hallowe'en is fast approaching, and I shall be dressing up entirely in shiny purple clothes on the spooky day. In shiny purple, from head to foot. I'll even be painting my face purple. Can you guess why my Hallowe'en costume will be all shiny purple? Yes, that's right! You guessed it: I'm going Trick or Treating dressed as a stream of King George III's urine. What clever children you are today!
As a reward, here are some more fun costume ideas you might like to consider: Henry VIII's liver, Mary Queen of Scots' severed head, or Edward II's bum ... but remember to ask your mom if she thinks it's OK first!
Very clever. See, I would've guessed Barney.
Posted by: AQ | October 25, 2007 at 09:53
Perhaps Barney is made out of purple urine? You never know with children's TV.
Posted by: stephenesque | October 26, 2007 at 16:54