In the North, an overnight frost across the fields will make it seem as though a woman has applied too much deodorant to her unshaven armpits, and black ice should be expected in those regions where people scribble on the ice with black pens. Western areas won't experience any weather at all because God will forget to switch the clouds on, but he will make up for it later by sneezing all over the Eastern sector. So bring an umbrella with you, preferably one that can withstand a good deal of punishment. The South will be enclosed in a snow globe and severely shaken up by a bratty child called Candace Marie who simply can't learn to behave herself properly. Later on she will try to push the South into the dog's bum, so you may want to remain indoors at around six or seven o'clock this evening. All moose hairs will be wet and smelly everywhere.
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This is good news. As a resident of the North I'm just relieved some deodorant is finally going to be applied.
Posted by: OutOfContext | November 29, 2007 at 12:38
That's just when I have to go out!
Posted by: Lloyd Mintern | November 29, 2007 at 13:43
Snot looking good here in the East.
Posted by: Anna | December 01, 2007 at 06:29