McCain and Obama remind me of two conceited slime-balls in a pick-up joint mechanically repeating their cheesiest lines in a sordid competition to seduce the ugliest, most desperate woman at the bar.
Obama will put on his outre "I'm something a bit different" routine. McCain, meanwhile, will be hoping that she's got a thing for older, more experienced men.
Ultimately, of course, as we know from past experience of these sorts of sleazebags, all three of them will convene in the dingiest corner of the bathrooms to perform what English newspapers refer to as a "roasting." Then, after four years or so, McCain and Obama will high-five each other before swapping positions.
And, alas, for some God forsaken reason, we've all written our phone numbers on this particular bathroom wall.
Oh yes, that old slattern Democracy just ain't pretty.
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There's some speculation that Hillary won't bow out with dignity afterall, and will run for president as an Independent. If so, to use your, uh, colorful metaphor, would that make it a Truck Stop menage a trois?
Posted by: non de guerre | June 10, 2008 at 09:08