From Pillar to Post

Dale Williams, the American Fez's Black Country correspondent, brings news of a dozen illegal Kosovan immigrants camping out uninvited and undetected in a West Bromwich house. The current occupant called the authorities when he discovered them eating sandwiches in his attic: "The police were there in twenty minutes," he said, "But the people were gone. They took the mattresses and bedding and left behind chairs, a table and some toys."
Apparently, the woman who lived in the house before him reported that she often heard babies crying, but never thought to investigate these mysterious noises inside her home. I can only assume that she thought they emanated from a restless spirit, or elves who have stubbed their toes, or even children from UFOs needing to be fed at the alien breast. And perhaps we can now explain all sightings of otherworldy figures as merely Kosovan refugees on the move.
The Loch Ness Monster? Obviously a clandestine Kosovan ferry.
The Yeti? Without doubt this is a Kosovan man smuggling himself across the Himalayas while dressed in his mother's floor-length fur jacket.
The Mothman? A Kosovan refugee with a cheap plastic umbrella who has failed to smuggle himself into Seattle.
Frankenstein? The President of the new Republic of Kosovo on a state visit to Germany.

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[rannva]

European bread is far superior to American...

[Dale Williams]

Imagine my surprise when I got home to find they had moved into my capacious loft.