The Face of Age has the pallor of Frankenstein's monster and the hairstyle of the Invisible Man.
It has Gothic graveyard teeth and Count Dracula's lips. Its hirsute ears are ersatz werewolf and its nose is the shape and texture of The Blob.
The Face of Age greets the new day like a vampire at sunrise. It staggers out into the world, arms outstretched like The Mummy in search of a secret lost in the sands of time.
And its eyes are the terrified eyes of a horror film audience, peering at the flickering screen through trembling fingers.
The Face of Age is an X-rated B-movie and the picture quality is poor. I think my copy is on VHS.
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